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“I used to be scared of the dick. Now I throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch.” - Lil Kim
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Always a hard day of work for the branch manager and the assistant to the branch manager! #canineadventure
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The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”
“Come back here with whatever you’re eating!”
“Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!”
“Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.”
“We’re too poor to have your stomach pumped!!!!”
(via tranqualizer)
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fat people get fucked
fat people have relationships
fat people wear cute clothes
fat people go to the fucking gym
fat people can be successful
fat people are beautiful
fat people can also be/have none of this and they should still be fucking valued and celebrated.
(Source: girthakitt, via queerandpresentdanger)
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(Source: halliebateman, via hentai-kyoko)
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“Hello, are you having problems with dogs walking peacefully and undetected in your neighborhood? Well then come to us, YaYa and Lavender™. We have both auditory powers covered with a patented whining/barking combo, as well as visual powers covered with intense staring and lunging capabilities that will surely suit all your needs!”






